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The Melty Pan Cometh* Pro Splendid food, in an atmosphere that's - entirely accurately - as twee as you could ask for. Con Not Swiss prices, but not a cheap date night. Shortish menu. Per Person  € € € | €37pp for shared fondue, 2 desserts, bottle of wine. Food  ★ ★ ★ ★☆  Service  ★ ★ ★ ★ ★  VFM  ★ ★ ★ ★ Practicalities Website  https://www.lafonduedetell.com/ Access Small step from street into eating area. Dietary You'll need to check. There's a lot of lactose and gluten inherent to these dishes.   In Pictures On Google Images The Story? Do Tell... Hopes? Will we be high on a hill? Or will we feel let down like a lonely goatherd? Reality? A pretty terrific celebration of Switzerland's finest food export.  First Impressions? It's a wooden-panelled alpine dining room. In Malasaña. Heidi high, indeed. Emblems of the cantons on the walls, a traditional coat cupbooard by the door. The furniture's entirely authentic. And, yes, there'...