Honestly Rules

Mirm's Law
Any town with a bar has one called Manolo's.

First Rule
Vague geographical adjectives? Be ready for bland food.
Exhibits
Oriental Chicken at The Japanese Burrito
Oriental Rice at Krachai

Second Rule
Classics done right? Bodes well for their innovations.
Exhibits
Pizzas at Menomale.
Chicken Satay and Green Curry at Baiyor.
Pork in Green Sauce at Slow Mex.
Gumbo at Trikki | New Orleans

Third Rule
 Redundant adjectives on the menu? 
Extra euros on the bill!
Exhibits
Street Food. All of it.
Market food. The street is so passé, daahling!

Fourth Rule
 Never judge till you've tried the desserts.

Fifth Rule
You'll never get a bad bun 
in a good burger bar.